Kuch Kuch Locha Hai fails to impress the audience.ДЇrom Sunny Leone to Ram Kapoor, everybody appears oscillating in between the extreme ends of moral high ground and вЂchalta haiвЂ™.

Later, Shanaya conveniently forgets the earlier conversation and gives a long lecture on the flip side of dating an actress. Praveen (First time talking to Shanaya on phone): Aawaz toh kya mujhe toh aapki dhadkan bhui sunai de rahi hai. Some of the scenes are so creepy that you wouldnвЂ™t even dare to sleep. There is absolutely no coherence in the story, screenplay and direction, and on top of it, the makers believe that the viewers wouldnвЂ™t find any difference in between a Gujarati woman and a Kenyan lady. But, this much is very much acceptable in a film which names a stylist Roberto Mawali. Praveen Patel has a friend who thinks, 'Jo bhabhiyon se kare pyaar, wo hi kare shaadi se inkaar,' and then gives the audience a lesson in overacting. Kuch Kuch Locha Hai can't boast of a good script. Trust me, you wouldnвЂ™t know whether to laugh or cry. Really? Such lyrics really needed a writer! However, if there is someone who should take offence from the songs of KKLH then it should be a Gulzar fan as another line in the same song goes like: Chai chappa chai paaniyon pe cheetein udaati hui ladki, psanad mujhe aati hain mummy kasam ladkiyan teri umar ki.

As if murdering one good old hit was not enough, the very same song goes on like: Steel da liver tera, platinum da jigra, letвЂ™s do the paani waala dance befikra. Hot summer upar se main bhi hot, aaj saath laga le mere do tequila shot: Sunny Leone arrives on screen with these lines and then a background voice says: Swimming pool me naha ke aur bhi namkeen ho gayi ho. вЂLochaвЂ™ starts taking place at this point and keep on happening till вЂchemical lochaвЂ™ begins in your head. Anyway, she signs a film in which she has to play a Gujarati woman, and for that she comes to stay at the Patel villa. Basically, you have to be drunk to find any thread in between the two songs. Praveen Patel is a huge fan of film actor Shanaya (Sunny Leone), who first dances on Paani waala dance and then Daaru pike dance. Jigar is a Hrithik Roshan impersonator and is in love with his neighbor Naina (Evelyn Sharma), a bikini babe who likes to bathe in her neighbourвЂ™s pool. The Patel household also has a son Jigar (Navdeep Chabbra), fondly called Jiglo (!) by his mother. Two lines of a song explain his situation: Biwi se darte hain, Sunny pe marte hain, Google pe raat din ye pooja unki karte hain. ItвЂ™s not like that the two donвЂ™t love each other, but the вЂsparkвЂ™ is missing, which the director Devang Dholakia perceives as вЂsexual undercurrentвЂ™. Praveen Patel (Ram Kapoor) is a Malaysia based Gujarati businessman, whose wife Kokila (Suchita Trivedi) is too much into prayers and devotional stuff. No, this is no rant from a former Sunny Leone fan. In fact, itвЂ™s nowhere close to being called an entertainer, something the makers repeatedly promised in the promos. Sunny Leone plays a film star Shanaya in Kuch Kuch Locha Hai. Kyaa Super Kool Hain Hum and Grand Masti were panned for their tone and texture, but even they had their moments of laughter. ItвЂ™s not that sex comedies aren't leaving their mark on middle-class Indian subconsciousness, but for them to be effective, the films need to be penetrating in their content and presentation. Wait, let it be: It's just not worth it! Why should you bear the torture to understand the pain of a fellow human being! DonвЂ™t believe me? Watch Kuch Kuch Locha Hai. Sunny Leone's spectacular elevation in Bollywood's pecking order could make a good script for a racy thriller, but her choice of films could well burst the bubble around her enigma soon.

Cast: Sunny Leone, Ram Kapoor, Evelyn Sharma, Navdeep Chabbra, Suchita Trivedi

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